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Comfortably Numb, Deep, Movies, Oofda, Other Movies, Random, Real Time

Computers know everything.

You just need a password.

September 12, 2023September 12, 2023Gumby PythonAccents Are Sexy, pizza discussions, Shu Qi, stoned pizza, The transporterLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Other Movies

Garfield – Odie’s Bed

What a burn when Jon let’s Odie sleep in the bed.

March 4, 2022April 29, 2022Gumby PythonGarfield, Jon, Liz, Nermal, OdieLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Deep, Movies, Other Movies, Real Time

Lonely Girl

For a girl to be so desperate for a dad that she has to ask every guy her mom brings home…..”are you my daddy now”…that is sad and lonely.

December 14, 2019December 14, 2019Gumby PythonHideous KinkyLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, God, Other Movies, Real Time

Gentiles and Gardening

If God had wanted us to do gardening he wouldn’t have invented gentiles.

September 19, 2019September 19, 2019Gumby Pythonme without youLeave a comment
Favorite Quotes, King of the Hill, Real Time

A Poodle?

Why not just go all the way and get me a cat and a sex change operation.

July 12, 2019July 15, 2019Gumby PythonHank Hill, King of the HillLeave a comment
Movies, Other Movies, Real Time

A Fighter’s Diet

You’re going to eat lightning and crap thunder.

July 12, 2019July 15, 2019Gumby Pythonburgess meredith, mickey, Rocky, Sylvester StalloneLeave a comment
Other Movies, Real Time

Simple Mathematics

If you hangout with yo yo people you’ll get yo yo friends.

July 12, 2019July 15, 2019Gumby PythonRocky, Sylvester StalloneLeave a comment
Movies, Other Movies

Give me head….

till I’m dead…

July 5, 2019July 8, 2019Gumby Pythonbooger, revenge of the nerdsLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Favorite Quotes, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Real Time

Split hairs

Well you’re going to split hairs I’m going to piss off!

June 26, 2019July 8, 2019Gumby PythonLeave a comment

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