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Every man deserves a good daily lay…

…out of chips on a plate with melted cheese and salsa. Blessed is the man who can successfully manage 2 or more lays a day.

May 28, 2022May 28, 2022Gumby PythonMunchies, nachos, pace picanteLeave a comment
Business Ideas, Comfortably Numb, Real Time

Gun control solution

To be able to get a gun you have to be endorsed by at least 5 other gun owners. No parent hands a gun to their child if they aren’t able to handle it. When you’ve had at least 5 endorse you
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May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Gumby PythonLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Deep, King of the Hill, Real Time

You look pretty…

Will fix any women……mom, grandma, sister, friend, wife…. DO NOT ABUSE THOSE WORDS!!!!

May 14, 2022May 14, 2022Gumby PythonHank Hill, relationship helpLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, King of the Hill, Random, Real Time

Stoned Saturday Pizza….

At 2:23 pm……

May 14, 2022May 14, 2022Gumby PythonKing of the Hill, pizza, stoned pizzaLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Movies, Real Time

Rocket Was the Boss

I think Rocket’s prison break plan from Guardians of the Galaxy was him testing out everyone to see if they could be on his team. Rocket really is the boss and just let’s Peter think that he’s the boss.

May 6, 2022May 6, 2022Gumby PythonGuardians of the Galaxy, Peter Quill, RocketLeave a comment
Business Ideas, Comfortably Numb

Media Foreplay

The last x seconds to the before the start cut. The afterglow is the first y seconds after the end cut. Each clip will be broken down by categories.

May 6, 2022May 6, 2022Gumby PythonouttakesLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Deep, Real Time

Community Song

It’s amazing the amount of community that happens around a song.

May 2, 2022May 2, 2022Gumby Pythoncommunity, musicLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Deep

Fat Singers

Is the stereotypical singer being fat actually true? If it’s true I wonder if the way they breathe creates a unique mix of strong lungs and oxygen deficiency that increases the desire to eat.

May 2, 2022May 2, 2022Gumby Pythonblues singers, gospel singers, Matt Andersen, opera singersLeave a comment
Comfortably Numb, Deep, Real Time

Evolution of Personal Nudity

We start off our life completely unaware of what being nude is and able to control when we are nude. As we get older we eventually become self aware and when that awareness happens something triggers our need to control when and
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April 29, 2022April 29, 2022Gumby Pythoncoming of age, naked, nude, personal nudityLeave a comment
Backstories, Comfortably Numb, Deep, Scooby-Doo

The Scooby-Doo Backstory

First time I saw a potential backstory of how the Scooby-Doo gang got together was today. Maybe I’m late to the party…. But…. If it hasn’t started… I want to the Scooby-Doo Backstory contest. Backstories will be rated and categorized. Video, audio
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April 8, 2022April 29, 2022Gumby PythonScooby-Doo, shaggyLeave a comment

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